THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH KYLE KINANE!

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To think, a mere three years ago we awoke from our collective fever dream where we were participating in the sixteen-day-long Hopi Snake Dance and thought, “Hey, we should do a comedy show again!” Out of that epiphany was born the Grawlix and who would have believed all that would come from that simple yet profound realization. We’ve made web-series together, we’ve made a pilot together, we’ve done podcasts and festivals and traveled the globe together. We all murdered a guy named Kenny together but we never talk about it and we all really need therapy to work that shit out but we still just pretend it didn’t happen which is suuuuuper weird. But the most important thing that we’ve done, our very favorite thing that has happened in all those three years, is performing month after month for our beloved hometown audience in Denver, Colorado. Pandering? Nay. It’s just the straight-up truth.

Truthful pandering.

Expect more of that – sprinkled liberally with occasional Macbeth-ian breakdowns about the blood on our hands from Kenny – for the three year anniversary when we welcome Los Angeles’ amazing Fringe Riders to the show! Don’t know the Fringe Riders? Well buckle up. Imagine if three cowboys took too much peyote, listened to a bunch of stand up comedy albums, and then gathered around the fire to spin a few whisky-and-bloodlust fueled yarns. The Fringe Riders are absolutely hilarious and we’re excited to welcome them into the Grawlix fold.

What else? Not one, but two secret guests! Two!

What else? Just Kyle Kinane. No big deal. Kyle has been a friend of the Grawlix throughout and it only made sense to have him back out here for our three-year-anniversary she-bang. Just seemed natural.

Add to all that a new video and brand new sets by we intrepid Grawlix three and we’d say we got ourselves a three-year-anniversary blowout.

Doors are at 10, show is at 10:30, and if we were you we would get in line early to get a spot at this show. Going to be a hot ticket. A hot ticket that costs $10. Cash.

THREE MORE YEARS! THREE MORE YEARS! THREE MORE YEARS!

The Movie Interruption of Pretty Woman

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Thursday, Feb 13, The Grawlix will be special guest at Movie Interruption playing at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Littleton, Colorado. Watch and listen as the boys raze this classic tale of boy meets girl live. For tickets head over to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema’s website.

 

The Grawlix/Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail Mashup Spectacular On Sale Today!

The Grawlix/Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail Mashup Spectacular show that takes place January 10 2014 at the Bug theatre are on sale today! Get them now before they sell out! http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/529415

Presale Tickets For The Grawlix Meltdown Mashup Spectacular with Jonah Ray and Kumail Nanjianil

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The Meltdown is coming to Denver for one show only!

Jonah and Kumail from The Meltdown are going to give us a sneak peak of their new show they will soon be recording for Comedy Central and they have asked The Grawlix to join them as special guests! The show is on January 10 at Denver’s Bug Theatre but presale tickets are available Tuesday morning December 10. We plan for them to go fast and we will have only a super small handful of tickets available at the door. Don’t be a slacker and miss your chance to see this once in a lifetime show!

Grab your presales here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/529415

The Meltdown is the flagship show of the Nerdmelt showroom and was named the #1 comedy show in Los Angeles by LA Weekly in 2012,  the best comedy show in LA by Splitsider, and was called out as the top live shows in LA by Serial Optimist! And in May 2013, Hollywood Reporter named them one of the hottest places to see comedy in LA.

Comedian Baron Vaughn Headlines Our November Show!

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As you gather this Thanksgiving to give thanks for all the many blessings you can forcefully cram into your cornucopia, lets us remind you that the greatest gift of all is one of those cool soda streams that make sparkling water. Seriously. Holiday season is nigh upon us and who wouldn’t want one of those things? The ones that look like a penguin from Williams-Sonoma, are you kidding me? Those are what the French refer to as, “le dope shit.” But the greatest gift after that is the gift of getting the fuck away from your family immediately after stuffing your face full of tryptophan and glazed cranberries, and heading to the Grawlix on Black Friday!

Huzzah!

Joining us this month will be Tim Messenger, a comic the Grawlix has had our collective eye on for quite some time, mainly because he’s been known to steal for no real reason at all. He’s also happens to put the “hilarious” in “completely volatile,” as a recent appearance in the finals of the Comedy Works New Talent contest confirmed. Huzzah!

Who else? Oh, just Dave Ross, he of the sketch group Women and the new Nerdist podcast “Terrified” and of the Grawlix performance last year around Thanksgiving time where he put the “uncomfortable” in “jokes about fucking his dad.” Huzzah again!

Lastly, but most certainly not leastly, we’ve got muhfucking Baron Vaughn a.k.a. Vaughn Beev for Facebook tagging purposes. Let the credits scroll: Conan, Farily Legal on USA, a recent Comedy Central Half-Hour Special! Boom. Baron is a five-tool threat who happens to put the “finally able to play the Grawlix” in “had to reschedule several times.” Otra vez Huzzah!

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The very funny Baron Vaughn will be joining us this Friday

Add to that all three Grawlix boys and we’d say it’s safe to say Gracias a Dios for stand-up comedy. So come on out to the Grawlix, gang, the show that puts the “tired gimmick at this point” in “wrapping up a Facebook invite.”

Bug Theater. Doors at 10. $10. Cash. Let everyone know that you are going! 

Hey Denver! The Grawlix Comedy Show with Jared Logan Has Been Announced!

We here at Grawlsanto Farms LTD have been hard at work all summer long tending to the crops, treating them with only the most organic of harsh chemicals in order to yield seemingly impossible results from the parched, bitter earth and we couldn’t be happier to share with you the fruits of our labor in the form of our October Grawlix show, aka The Harvest.

It’s not just a Niel Young album that you listened to too much in college, it’s also a fecund dick joke feast brought to you by the hardest working boys in the biz. And also the Grawlix.

From Los Angeles, we’ve got Scott Boxenbaum, German for “fights chapsticks,” a great comic who we’re excited to welcome into the fold.

From Denver, we’re excited to welcome Shayna Ferm, German for “not soft,” host of the uber-popular “Pump and Dump” show who’s going to play us a few of her fun songs. We’re excited to welcome her into the fold.

From New York, we’ve got Kara Klenk, German for “the sound glasses make when you gingerly tap them together.” Kara is a UCB maven and a killer comic in her own right and we’re excited to welcome her into the fold.

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Headlining the whole shindig will be the lovely and talented Jared Logan, German for “war crimes.” Fresh off his Comedy Central 1/2 hour, Jared is a hilarious comedian who did one of our favorite episodes of Mash Up ever. He’s also a Grawlix veteran from a stellar performance on our show at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. We’re excited to welcome him into the fold which at this point is SUPER damn crowded.

Add to that robust harvest feast all three Grawlix dudes with some new sets and the best little theater in the country at the Bug and it sounds like we’ve got ourselves a show.

See ya’s there. Doors at 10. $10 cash.The Bug Theatre

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GRAWLIX TOUR DATES

Grawlix comedy, Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl, comedians, smoking parody

Come see these guys, fellow New Yorkers and San Franciscans!

Hello Friends,

We are taking this show on the road! Here is some info on the tour dates. First up we going to be apart of the New York Comedy Festival on November 8th, 2013. Buy tickets here!  Soon after we are going to be at Club Chuckles in San Francisco on November 15th, 2013. Buy tickets here! We still have shows planned for Denver on the last friday of every month, too!

 

 

Watch ‘Those Who Can’t’ for Free on Amazon Prime Now

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Now you can watch our comedy pilot on Amazon Prime for free. After you watch it, vote on it and we may get a chance to get picked up for more! Thanks!

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A sneak peek at Those Who Can’t, an Amazon Studios pilot in production for Prime Instant Video. The show was created by Andrew Orvedahl, Adam Cayton-Holland, and Benjamin Roy, and inspired by their web series, The Grawlix. Orvedahl says the process has been “an amazing experience” so far:

“Coming from the world of self-produced web shorts, leaping into a full-length sitcom pilot was new to all of us, including the Nix brothers, who were directing and shooting. It was basically an immersive crash course in how to make a pilot. Spending the previous year making those web shorts paid off quite a bit because we already had the working chemistry both behind and in front of the camera. We’d been doing this in a way just for fun, weekend after weekend, for free. So I’m really glad we had been working on The Grawlix web series all this time.”

Learn more about this and other Amazon Studios pilots in production.

SNEAKY PEAKY

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