If we believed in celebrating anniversaries, then we would probably go ahead and call this show our FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW. But here’s the thing – we don’t believe in anniversaries. We find them precious and self-important. Naval-gazing BS for less-evolved individuals. No sir, we’ve simply been doing this for a number of years, no one show more important than the other, if any of them were ever even important at all. You see we consider each Grawlix episode to be a sort of Buddhist sand painting, beautiful to look at and behold, to experience and marvel at, but once they are over, they are over – scattered to the winds in all four directions, dusting across the prairie and the mountains and the deserts to the oceans, gone forever and yet somehow also forever a part of us.
Can you tell we’ve been taking a lot of yoga classes?
And even though we’ve celebrated countless anniversaries before and had you all tell us how great we are and how much we’ve accomplished and made you painfully aware of those milestones, this year we’re not doing that. We’re really super deep now. So we’re just going to roll up our sleeves and put on another great show.
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE FUCKING DO.
That said, if you’d like to give us anniversary gifts, Adam likes craft beers, he’s a fan of sours, Andrew likes Legos and expensive salts, and Ben likes cool workout gear, toys for snakes, and sidewalk chalk, the brighter the better!
We’ve got a doozy of a show this month, gang! America’s sweetheart Bryan Cook will be joining us again for his Up-With-People flavored meanderings, Derek Sheen will be gracing our fine stage once again from Seattle, this time with a whole new appreciation for what it is like to come from a losing Super Bowl city and darling wunderkind Kristin Rand will join us once more before departing for LA, to eventually become a superstar but definitely appear in the background of a few commercials first. AND SHE WILL NAIL IT. Add to that mix a very special drop-in surprise guest who is probably the most famous comic to ever hail from Denver and certainly the most impressive comedian to act opposite a 3D bear. You’re not going to want to miss it.
And then there’s us, humbly holding down the fort for the fourth year in a row not because we need your praise, but because we desperately need it, even though sometimes we act all new-agey and shit.